*Motion for her to come over to you with yoru finger*
Then say "I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I could do with five."
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LucyInTheSky
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If your getting chased off a police dog, try not to run through a tunnel then onto a small see-saw then through a ring of fire. They are trained for that!
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MrCrowley
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and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us 
edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud
edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud
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ok a year alright.....jeez, we have crap girls at my school-
ProfessorAmadeus
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I could go out with sooooo many but its better being single. You can play the field and not get in trouble 
SOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL
i as just joking LOL, ive showed off my spudguns around girls be4, maybe not as impressive as driving around a 68 camaro, but hey, we work with what we've got right guys?MrCrowley wrote:and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us
edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud
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ProfessorAmadeus
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They arnt to impressed with your gun ehh LOL. I make myself laugh
LOL. I make myself laughSOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL
ProfessorAmadeus is such a playa, I never knew you had it in youProfessorAmadeus wrote:I could go out with sooooo many but its better being single. You can play the field and not get in trouble
Forever dreaming...
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ProfessorAmadeus
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Hells Yeah!! OH how im laughing right now. I a real Cool Cat and i hate all those playa hatetas. BOYEAY
OH how im laughing right now. I a real Cool Cat and i hate all those playa hatetas. BOYEAY
I don't know any real good ones, but I have heard these.
<you> how much does a polar bear weigh?
<her> I don't know
<you> just enough to break the ice (then introduce yourself)
<you> evil penguins!!
<her> what???
<you> just wanted to get your attention (then follow up by introducing yourself or offering her a drink if you are at a bar)
<you> how much does a polar bear weigh?
<her> I don't know
<you> just enough to break the ice (then introduce yourself)
<you> evil penguins!!
<her> what???
<you> just wanted to get your attention (then follow up by introducing yourself or offering her a drink if you are at a bar)
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OwThatsMyEye
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well i've never tryed those but my guess is she would just think your crazy.
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PCGUY
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Yeah, and if she thinks it's funny she may be nuts as wellOwThatsMyEye wrote:well i've never tryed those but my guess is she would just think your crazy.
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