The Official: "Things that piss you off" Thread!!

[SpudMonster]

Odd smells. I have the most annoying sensitivity about smells... If something smells off, it nauseates and bothers me to high hell.

Irritations really get on me as well. I can take pain to a pretty severe degree without batting an eyelash, but holy shit, if I have something that is mildly irritating, I go crazy.

People who apparently cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" more than 47 times. For example: "Like dude, I, like, went to the movies, and like there was this, like, really hot girl and like she sat like right next to me and like my friend, and so we were like "Hey" and she like ignored us, and we were like, really, like, pissed"....

Retarded/deformed people. For some reason, I don't like being around someone who has the urge to shout "GAAAAAH GRRRR BLEAAAAAH" all day while trying to grab my hair...

People who decide to wear their pants so fucking low that they have to reach down to their knees to zip their pants... Yes, we know you have clean underwear. Good for you. NOW PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP!

Kids who walk up to you and stare at you from 6 inches away. Especially if they have any of the following on their faces, hands, or clothes: Jelly, Mud, Snot, Food, or Slobber.

Most kids in general.

Pretty much everyone around here who is in the public school system. They do not give half a shit about their grades or their behavior. I swear to God, these kids are some of the worst brats I have ever seen. I take pleasure in the thought of how surprised they are going to be when they discover that bosses don;t take any shit and that you have to actually DO WORK to make money.


I could go on all day and all night like this.

[noname]

So true, but they won't have to do work, their parents will pay for anything they want.

[pyromanic13]

my public school is based around the smarter/more determined kids... the rest are kinda just put in the lower classes where they can't really get back up to good classes...and about parents buying public school kids everything, I'm 14 and just got a job to buy shit cause my parents only buy me food.

[lukemc]

i would like to say any one who has read every post congragulations you now know what every person on this forum hates wooo * the audiance explodes with streamers confetti aND noise makers*

[medievalman]

I hate annoying posts like that one! ^

[paaiyan]

Hey, I was a public school kid. Don't generalize so much, it pisses people like me off. I happened to get very good grades and now have a full scholarship. I also have two jobs aside from mowing lawns, one of which I've been at for about a year and the other about seven years. How's that for stupid public school kids?

[pyromaniac]

people like affliction who make something they think is good but is crap and says that all of the comonly used injection systems are crap.

paper boys.

[paaiyan]

Haha, my thougths exactly. You know what else pisses me off? The word lisp. What's up with that? You put an s in the word describing a condition that prevents someone from properly pronouncing the letter s?

[joannaardway]

I hate people like Affliction too, and I think there are few people here that didn't come to hate him during his time here.

Actually there was one thing I liked about Affliction - I liked the dog in his avatar.

Now, by way of a send-off for him, I shall quote myself:

You are a whole new breed - a person who comes along with their own ideas, and immediately sh*ts on anyone else's ideas if they aren't approved by them in written triplicate, and hold a $1000 license that needs renewing every 3 months.

^265 characters with the quote tags. Hmm, someone could sig that if they wanted. Not that anyone's that wierd.

[Insomniac]

I hate it when I go to post somthing and hit 'submit' but instead of the page I should get I get that white 'this page cannot be displayed' page so I hit 'back' and hit submit and it works, but then I realise it went through both times and made a double post and then somone else posts before I can fix it and I end up stuck with a double post. Once it happened twice in a row and I ended up triple-posting.

I also hate it when I spot an error in one of my posts about 0.25 seconds after I posted it and then when I hit submit after editing my post but it says 'you cannot post so soon after your last post'

Oh and I also hate posts where the poster overcomplicates an essentially simple statement and makes it so unnessicarily lengthly takes such a large amount of valuable time to read that you get uninterested and stop reading it before you have reached the main subject of the post

[joannaardway]

Amen to all of those.

[paaiyan]

Snakes, it moves and it doesn't have legs, it's the devil.

[joannaardway]

A car moves, but doesn't have legs - OMG!

*Runs screaming from a car*

[paaiyan]

Cars aren't alive. Anyway, it's obvious you don't llisten to Bill Engvall or you would have gotten the joke.

[SpudMonster]

Don't fear cars Joann, FEAR FISH!