Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:29 pm
Cricket? Hahaha 
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:20 pm
Did you get a punch across the face?
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:52 pm
Fell up the steps?
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:54 pm
Uncooperative sheep?MrCrowley wrote: Edit: I already know what the first reply is going to be
Ok, semi-serious guesses:
-Improper brace position when shooting.
-Ricochet
-Perhaps some combination of lawn furniture/alcohol/slanted roofs.
-Cinema class needed a stunt man.
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:02 pm
Talked back to your girlfriend?
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:52 pm
Whatever it is, alcohol must have been involved.MrCrowley wrote:Edit: $10 to the person who correctly guesses how I injured my jaw. I already know what the first reply is going to be
Did someone punch you simply for being a Kiwi çunt
I believe there would be two oval objects contained within the jaws if that was the caseTalked back to your girlfriend?
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:35 am
hand held hybid shot and ur big boof head got in the way.. 
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:40 am
EpicTalked back to your girlfriend?
I think some sheeps might have been involved in it
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:50 am
speaking of boofheads.
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:23 am
MrC, definitely the sheeps, perhaps you slipped out of your gumboots while having a moment with a sheep.
Fexo, can I say, for a lobster, you have a remarkable vocabulary.
Fexo, can I say, for a lobster, you have a remarkable vocabulary.
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:30 am
MR Crayfish and I have something is common.. both our heads are full of chit..LOL
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:02 am
Broken jaws, bad backs and now a massive case of crabs... I love this forum
BAAAAAAA!!! means no!definitely the sheeps
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:05 pm
you think you've got crabs bro.. check this out for a dose of the side steppers.
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:39 am
Loved all the replies, guess I should've said I was going away for a few days so I couldn't reply straight away.jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Whatever it is, alcohol must have been involved.
Anyway, JSR was close with this answer except I wasn't drunk and I was eating a lot
Not exactly exciting but it's annoying when you can't eat anything wider than 3cm.
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:28 am
Your boyfriend must be disappointedMrCrowley wrote:Not exactly exciting but it's annoying when you can't eat anything wider than 3cm.
So, do we get to know the actual story?