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I was just pulled over by the nice boys in blue,about 10 minutes ago.The officer didn't seem like the usual asshole and he asked me if I had been drinking.I said I had a sip of beer about 30mins ago(Also known as 3 beers).He got me to blow into the breath tester and and the machine went crazy,I was over the limit easily which is .00% Blood Alcohol Content but he said All is in order here and told me to be on my way and Drive carefully.


Lady Luck...Thank YOU!

let that be a lesson to you young lad!

All I have to show for last night is two disturbingly dark hickies on my neck, you'd think for a 29 year old lady of her obvious experience she'd have been more careful, unless she deliberately tried to "mark" me *sigh*

My friend found them hilarious and took photos while laughing with tears streaming down his cheeks as we drove home, hopefully my sister will do a bit of makeup magic to avoid similar embarassment tonight

Ahh the old female ownership mark,I had a girl that gave me a hickey on my tattoo on my chest and she sucked some of the pigment out of it!Didn't tickle either.

You think it would be a lesson for me...But I can see myself doing it again like I did,forgetting that I had drank before I will drive.

Wow, aren't you two an inspiration for the youth on this site?

i cant remember much of last night at all

all i have is clues...

bottles everywhere and the slight aroma of emesis in the air..

The recent incident with you and your former companion JSR makes me thing that the person in this video is you.
But you see, the man forgets to mention the copious amounts of epoxy and obsession for fully auto homemade creations.

But for you rna, guess you have nice cops in aussie. Here in 'Merica (of you havent heard that type of speech before) there are commercials constantly saying that a cop will put you in jail for drunk driving.

Slogan: You drink, you drive, you lose.

Heh, I live in QC, Canada. A.K.A. the 2nd degree murder capital of North America

Seriously, they caught a guy with a blood alcohol level of 0.3 driving around on the highway. No, that's not a typo, most people would be on the verge of death at that point.

Maybe he got your license plate and is planning a swat attack right this minute on your house..

You drank this early?

Is this really something to be proud of? Well... it may be... but proud enough to post on a forum full of kids who don't even have their license yet?

0.00% is the limit there? Where I am (Illinois) it is 0.08% where you would have (probably) legally passed anyways.

Where I live in Maryland, the limit is .08 for a DUI and .07 for a DWI. The breathalizer was probably broken (since you said it went crazy) so that would most likely be the reason why you got away.

Here in my neck of the woods, the "men in blue" as you say have zero sense of humor when it comes to DUI. Get caught @ .08 or over and your life will immediately be changed for the worse.

Depending on your body weight, 3 beers probably kept you under the limit anyway. You dodged a big bullet my man and are hopefully a good deal wiser.

0.00% is nothin. Here (in Wisconsin) its 0.08%. Used to be 0.10% but we've had a few accidents involving drinking and driving (resulting in someone's death), so it was lowered.

I kind of agree with PC Guy this isn't really a post that should be on this particular forum. Don't mean to burst anyone's bubble but...

Edit: hahaha...oops... I fixed it.

Jared Haehnel wrote:I kind of agree with PC Guy this isn't really a post that should be on this particular forum. Don't mean to post anyone's bubble but...

post?.......you mean burst? lol, need to get some fresh air and give the hands a break from typing eh?

I just saw on the news how a girl was found dead in a park with a blood alcohol level of 0.5. I live in the middle of nowhere, CA and most high school kids have nothing better to do and end up getting in tons of trouble.