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Zeus · Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:39 am

Kinda jealous Evilvet, I know the sort of driving, and Aurions are quite nice.

Off topic,

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jackssmirkingrevenge · Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:44 am

Labtecpower wrote:The pistol is a vintage Röhm rg2s I got from my grandpa a few years ago

Sweet! I was hoping it was genuine

Labtecpower wrote:I don't know about Rambo and an automatic gun.. I can't imagine soda bottles can take that kind of abuse

Aha!

http://www.spudfiles.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1278&

Ghetto as his builds might be, he's definitely one of the most ingenious members of the forum

Zeus wrote:Off topic

Oh dear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22685260

I can see why

Crna Legija · Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:15 am

Zeus wrote: Off topic,

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA was my only reaction too

Labtecpower · Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:17 am

Sweet! I was hoping it was genuine

It's quite a nice toy, makes a lot of noise

Acquiring a firearm legally in the Netherlands is too much of a hassle to be fun if you ask me

Don't be surprised if you see me moving to another country in the future

Ghetto as his builds might be, he's definitely one of the most ingenious members of the forum

Hehe true

He manages to make some pretty cool stuff with limited materials

Check out my YouTube SpudGun Channel! · Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:29 am

Zeus wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The thing I love most about videos like this is that they pay for their own stupidity. I hope there were less-immediate injuries following that we didn't get to see, something on the scale of having to take medicine to induce diarrhoea because shitting normally is just too painful.

jackssmirkingrevenge · Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:38 am

Labtecpower wrote:Don't be surprised if you see me moving to another country in the future

I'll keep a free plot in Quebec

The thing I love most about videos like this is that they pay for their own stupidity. I hope there were less-immediate injuries following that we didn't get to see, something on the scale of having to take medicine to induce diarrhoea because shitting normally is just too painful.

If the gentleman involved was loose of scrotum, that could have been excruciatingly painful. One is well advised to avoid a free hanging nutsack when one's dominatrix is belting one's buttocks - while she might have pledged not to injure certain critical regions her aim is not necessarily inerrant

Labtecpower · Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:56 pm

I'll keep a free plot in Quebec

That's worth serious consideration

If the gentleman involved was loose of scrotum, that could have been excruciatingly painful. One is well advised to avoid a free hanging nutsack when one's dominatrix is belting one's buttocks - while she might have pledged not to injure certain critical regions her aim is not necessarily inerrant

In that case he's less likely to reproduce, wich I find a good thing hehe

ne is well advised to avoid a free hanging nutsack when one's dominatrix is belting one's buttocks

:D:D

My dad (worked at the ER for quite some time) had some very good stories about things like this..
For example a guy with a crushed wine bottle in his rectum

The most enertaining story was about some dude who held a pike a little bit too close to his scrotum

jsefcik · Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:54 pm

any body have an ahole of a neighbor who takes you to court over the most stupid crap? my brother had a fire in my yard, nothing big, little camp fire, and my neighobors who visit from another state every so often starting joking around a threw a piece of wood from the fire and it only went about 5 feet, the neighbor is accusing my brother the wood hitting the car when it didnt even leave our yard!!!! some bullshit they make up crap just to get us in trouble, just like a while ago they said chemical bombs going off when i was sleeping!!!!

i hope they get in trouble for making up shit!!!! i hate my neighbors, time to break out the piston valve!!! lol

jackssmirkingrevenge · Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:32 pm

How's this for bad neighbours...

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Western folk, these are the guys your governments want to arm.

POLAND_SPUD · Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:03 am

Western folk, these are the guys your governments want to arm

Lol

dart guy · Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:37 pm

im sorry administrator what more do you want and my soul/life is not gonna happen also you may only get the text on this page

Check out my YouTube SpudGun Channel! · Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:45 pm

dart guy wrote:im sorry administrator what more do you want and my soul/life is not gonna happen also you may only get the text on this page

I can only make sense of this in light of the PM I sent you the other day, however that PM is in the 'outbox' indicating it hasn't been read. Care to elaborate on your post here?

jackssmirkingrevenge · Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:08 am

MrCrowley wrote:I can only make sense of this in light of the PM I sent you the other day, however that PM is in the 'outbox' indicating it hasn't been read. Care to elaborate on your post here?

It sounds like a scientific calculator has gained sentience

jackssmirkingrevenge · Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:40 am

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Who needs a 3D printer

farcticox1 · Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:15 am

That's what Luncheon Meat is made for, some fools eat it, but they haven't read the instructions properly.

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