"Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

[ilovefire]

Now?

Dam, howd she get in my shower?

damn, how do i get in that shower?

[ramses]

Got soap?

yes.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

baby jesus butt plug

[Ragnarok]

Jack appears to be slightly tipsy.

I thought you disconnected your computer before you got drunk? Sort of an "If you're too drunk to reconnect it, you're too drunk to be posting" thing.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

lol.


ok, just got jhomre from the work xmas bashm , going to pack m ypbags and im off to the motjherland till nesxt year.

merry chruistmas to all and good muck for the new year, yes.

ciock. balls,

yes,
aaaaaaaaa!

ZA RODNYU!!!

[ramses]

lol. I suggest an 8 hour ban for his own safety.

EDIT:That is no longer a joke. We wouldn't want jrrdw to hit him with his ban-hammer in self defense or anything.

Here's the fix to the AirBus engine problem.

[Labtecpower]

Maybe he decided to "go Russian" with a few bottles of cheap wodka.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

Maybe he decided to "go Russian" with a few bottles of cheap wodka.

Just one bottle, of not quite so cheap vodka

Apologies for the blatant PUI and being MIA for the past 10 days, my Moscow internet connection was snowed out but I'm back in epoxyland

[jrrdw]

Just one bottle, of not quite so cheap vodka

Hey Jack, you get what you pay for (hang over).....don'tcha?

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

While it doesn't seem to affect the inability to recall what happened the previous night, I do find that the quality of the vodka (not necessarily proportional to the price) is inversely proportional to the severity of the hangover.

In this regard, I thoroughly recommend Русский Стандарт платина

[linuxexorcist]

my Moscow internet connection was snowed out but I'm back in epoxyland

"epoxyland", is that a stupor from epoxy fumes, or home?
maybe both...

I've stopped watching TV, the internet contains so much more engaging and interesting (albeit largely textual) media than television. The only TV show I actively watch(ed) is The Walking Dead

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

"epoxyland", is that a stupor from epoxy fumes, or home?

Home, the fabled underground bunker built entirely out of binary adhesives

I never watch TV, the internet provides all the entertainment I need, available when I decided to view it.

[MrCrowley]

I'm not sure how many of these are actually real but this one is funny:


edit: Ah, don't mean to impose on the religion ban we have. Think of it as a scientifical question.

[linuxexorcist]

oh, wow, 10 feet? so, do peoples houses alternately freeze and burst into flames as the earth rotates?
not to mention aircraft...

that reminds me of a story a the beginning of a brief history of time:

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"

please note that due to my short attention span, my reading of a brief history of time remains incomplete

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

lamebook.com, hours of fun

On the lines of supernatural claims without impinging on religion: