Terrorizing McDonalds
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:19 pm
I am a dick. That is all.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:05 am
McDonald's may be a poor quality restaurant, but I personally do not see the need to torture the people who are working there. These people have it bad enough; why make it worse?
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:14 am
that sounds like a lot of fun really i mean it. someone should do that and film the whole thing that would be awesome.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:37 am
On the Chasers War On Everything (damn funny show), he ordered EVERYTHING on the menue 'Ill have a large coke....medium coke...small coke......small frys...medium fries' etc, but couldn't pay because he didn't have the cash. He didn't end up buying anything.
Another time he ordered a big mac minus everything but the bread and lettus, and then orderd chips without the chips, just the salt.
Look up the show, it's freaking hilarious.
Another time he ordered a big mac minus everything but the bread and lettus, and then orderd chips without the chips, just the salt.
Look up the show, it's freaking hilarious.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:37 am
Sounds like fun. Next time we go to my friend's house I might have to try it. To improve on your method:
Order fries with no salt, saying you are allergic and will sue if you get salt.
Put ketchup packs in door cracks, under toilet seats, anywhere where they will explode.
You should also post this at theopia.com
Order fries with no salt, saying you are allergic and will sue if you get salt.
Put ketchup packs in door cracks, under toilet seats, anywhere where they will explode.
You should also post this at theopia.com
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:44 am
Leave McDonalds alone!!!!! I love that place man if you mess with the golden arches you mess with me! You guys are seriously screwed up, come on mess with someplace like Bo-jangles that place sucks, ok they have good chicken but everything’s so greasy there’s a permanent haze in the place, it’s all no-smoking because if you light up the whole place blows taking out half the town!
now I want a Bo-Jangle Chicken Supremes diner and a Double Quarter Pounder no cheese…
now I want a Bo-Jangle Chicken Supremes diner and a Double Quarter Pounder no cheese…
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:45 am
Hahahah a scene from the chasers war. A little off topic but its just so funny.
another of the chasers war 'crazy warehouse guy' sketches.
another of the chasers war 'crazy warehouse guy' sketches.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:26 am
How many times has Mcdonalds got the order wrong when you go through drive thru, how many agonizing minutes has it taken them to get your simple order ready. The lack of sauce and toppings, now it is our turn to get back at McDonalds! I think this is a great way to get back.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:41 am
It's one thing to prank someone but you been watching to much Jackass! I guess in this case it's monkey see - monkey do! Do you know that these kids working in McDonalds are just trying to earn something in life? Beleave me, if they are flipping burgers for a job there is a need in thier life that requires it. I see no need to antaginize them because they have the intestinull foritude to do what they have to, to get by or just to earn what they want instead of being a little lowlife "PUNK" and bumming it from mommy and daddy!
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:12 am
I agree jrrdw and anyone that would do that isjrrdw wrote:It's one thing to prank someone but you been watching to much Jackass! I guess in this case it's monkey see - monkey do! Do you know that these kids working in McDonalds are just trying to earn something in life? Beleave me, if they are flipping burgers for a job there is a need in thier life that requires it. I see no need to antaginize them because they have the intestinull foritude to do what they have to, to get by or just to earn what they want instead of being a little lowlife "PUNK" and bumming it from mommy and daddy!
A. a punk
B. a moron
or
C. Some one who gets kicks out of making some ones life misable aka the guys I love to beat to a pulp.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:38 am
I agree with the two above posters.
It doesn't matter how much you don't like the restaraunt, store, government administration center like the DMV... you treat the workers there like human beings. If you don't like something... take it up with the management or the head honcho. 99.9% of the time those workers are just doing what the hell they've been told/taught to do.
P.S. - and if you think the average teenager working there would let you get away with something that assclownish, you're sadly mistaken. Halfway through that stunt you'll have two people, (might even be the customers who just wanna eat their food in peace), literally throwing you out the door.
It doesn't matter how much you don't like the restaraunt, store, government administration center like the DMV... you treat the workers there like human beings. If you don't like something... take it up with the management or the head honcho. 99.9% of the time those workers are just doing what the hell they've been told/taught to do.
P.S. - and if you think the average teenager working there would let you get away with something that assclownish, you're sadly mistaken. Halfway through that stunt you'll have two people, (might even be the customers who just wanna eat their food in peace), literally throwing you out the door.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:46 am
wow..... jerk! 
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:30 am
hows about not eating at macdonalds at all!
1, they treat their staff like low life scum and can't even provide them with decent benefits, holidays sick pay, nor wages (minimum wage!!) so these poor people who have to work there because they haven't a choice in life, get stuck their and will never do anything better, unless they leave, which a lot an't going to because they need to get on in life somehow!!
2, which is the most important. Their ethical and environmental veiws suck - it seems wherever mcdonald's is placed. Which come to think of it is practically everywhere around the world they don't care what they are destroying or who they are putting out of business
2a, It is there presence in towns or cities where small business can't make ends meet because of giant corporations like them who can take over and throw so much money into there places so they work and don't give a flying F**K about the average joe or -
2b, the countless acres of the environment they are destroying and the miss treatment of all the cows and chinkens they use in there shit burgers
to graze cattle in places like the amazon for example - they need to remove acres and acres of rain forest destroying animals and wildlife habitats. This is then grazed on buy the cattle which are left in poor conditions. It is grazed on so much that once they have finished with that area the ground is so decilate and poor in nuetriants that nothing will grow there again (or not in a very very long time!!) then they move on to the next bit and it starts over. This process is called Slash and Burn and mcdonalds is well known for it!! - which is totally discusting because they can do this in a massive global preportion!!!
Also their chickens are kept in coups of like thousands where they can't move and in filthy squaller - this makes them weak, so weak they can't stand properly and have to sit in their own shit - along with this they fill them full of pills to fatten them up (which is really filling them with water!!) so this makes their legs even weaker, they have no life and suffer every minute!
so next time you are all tucking into your burgers and fries have a think of the animal you are eating - just think how much that little fella was enjoying its life!! in the squaller and dirt and cramped condition mmmm yum yum!!!
1, they treat their staff like low life scum and can't even provide them with decent benefits, holidays sick pay, nor wages (minimum wage!!) so these poor people who have to work there because they haven't a choice in life, get stuck their and will never do anything better, unless they leave, which a lot an't going to because they need to get on in life somehow!!
2, which is the most important. Their ethical and environmental veiws suck - it seems wherever mcdonald's is placed. Which come to think of it is practically everywhere around the world they don't care what they are destroying or who they are putting out of business
2a, It is there presence in towns or cities where small business can't make ends meet because of giant corporations like them who can take over and throw so much money into there places so they work and don't give a flying F**K about the average joe or -
2b, the countless acres of the environment they are destroying and the miss treatment of all the cows and chinkens they use in there shit burgers
to graze cattle in places like the amazon for example - they need to remove acres and acres of rain forest destroying animals and wildlife habitats. This is then grazed on buy the cattle which are left in poor conditions. It is grazed on so much that once they have finished with that area the ground is so decilate and poor in nuetriants that nothing will grow there again (or not in a very very long time!!) then they move on to the next bit and it starts over. This process is called Slash and Burn and mcdonalds is well known for it!! - which is totally discusting because they can do this in a massive global preportion!!!
Also their chickens are kept in coups of like thousands where they can't move and in filthy squaller - this makes them weak, so weak they can't stand properly and have to sit in their own shit - along with this they fill them full of pills to fatten them up (which is really filling them with water!!) so this makes their legs even weaker, they have no life and suffer every minute!
so next time you are all tucking into your burgers and fries have a think of the animal you are eating - just think how much that little fella was enjoying its life!! in the squaller and dirt and cramped condition mmmm yum yum!!!
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:32 am
You should have just wrote the first 8 words.
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:45 am
Were the rules not specefic enough to mention NOT to copy shit form the ACB?