Dumb things you did?

[ProfessorAmadeus]

A kid did it in the science lab and shorted out the school and they had to reset the breakers. It was like 30 minutes without power.

[SpudStuff]

Some dumbass cought the bathroom tolite on fire at school with kerosene and hydrogen peroxide. DUMBFUCK. Now we need to walk all the way acrodd campus to take a piss!

[SpudBlaster15]

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[frankrede]

I once lit my friends backyard on fire.
I made a flamethrowere where basically there was a mouthpiece and a pipe filled with gasoline, he led a lighter at the muzzle and I blew and we didn't expect much but there was a big flame and he lost alot of his lawn.
Thankg god we had a hose

[Tyro]

i made Dry Ice Bombs in public park, and it wasn't like no-one was there!

[killagorrila99]

I had a moderate amount of homemade explosives stored in a jar in an old, Broken microwave in my room (it was broken, Not plugged in) One night a friend came over, I went to the toilet, He plugged in the microwave and viola! ( PS. I had no-were else to put the explosives so I chose this thing my grandpa was throwing out, Kinda dumb, Ha? It probably wouldn't have blown if I didn't have the metal mixing spoon in there to! By far the most stupid thing I have done!)

[Recruit]

Ok a few years back it was time to burnt he grass cuttings pile was like
3ft high in a circle roughly 2 1/2 ft in diammeter. Ok I ask my dad if I can
burn it "ok go ahead, son". So I go out there its a bit windy no problem
right? Anyway I am trying to lit it and the wind keeps putting it out.
Alright now I am a bit mad so I go inside and get the lighter fluid for the
stove lighter, and I start pouring a bit on nothing put some more on
mothing after about 6 trys I throw the fluid can aside and go back inside
and bring out the fuel can for the weed wacker its gasiline and I pour
some on the pile and lite it no problem right wrong!!! I forgot to move the
lighter fluid it got burried abit in the burn pile. After like one minute I
realize where the lighter fuid then the big bang really the can blew up and
man that fire ball was soooooooo big the shock wave nocked me down to
luckily I was not hurt till my dad can out to find out what that explosion
was. As nice as my dad is there was no choice for him but to discapline
me. I have never played with lighter fluid since.

[CpTn_lAw]

The best part of me ran out of my mother's ass hole and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

[experament_u2]

just yesterday infact me and my freinds walked into the main asembly area and chucked some matches in a bin just to c if they would light but they dident so we tossed the hole light pack in and thought bugger it and walked away thinking it dident work came bak 2 minets latter after getting a drink and all this smoke was gushing out and we wer all like oh SH*t and bolted
the hole day we were waiting for the pricible to come to our class an bust us

i also brought my ear plug combustion gun to skool to shoot my freinds and nerly got caught with that

asked my freind to shoot me with my home made bb gun at 100 psi im never going to do that again my freind said it looked like i had another nipple

sprayed my hand in deodarent and set it alight it was so cool and dident hurt at all

tryed to seperate a pvc joint i put together with a hammer and the hammer missed as i started to get frustrated and nerly shattered my knee cap

put a skate bord washer inbetween 2 extenstion leand and it shot into the roof and shut all the power down in the house

tryed to cut a botle cap in half with a stanly knife and removed the top of my thumb (lots of blood)

glueing nerly all my fingers together on my left hand glueing a vase back together

and many many more

(ps soz about the spelling)

[escape]

I could put in a limitless amount of "ya mum" jokes here, but nay.

Probably having a competition with my friend who could land on their stomach the flattest by jumping through a low level window. Thankfully I lost.

[killagorrila99]

That's not what ya mum said last night... HAhaha OH! lol sorry, I'm still on a high, Another thing I did was empty a whole butane bottle in my garage. Like an hour later I came back and almost passed out from the fumes, lol. Another time, Me and a mate tried to make a random fire ball when we were bored so we mixed brake fluid, turpentine, dentured alchahol, metholated spirits and keroscene into a large tin, we lit a fuse, ran and surprize, NOTHING! we poured out the flamable liquid onto my driveway, Sorta our way of disposing of these things. My mate was like "Your mums gunna get pissed when she see's this red crap on her driveway" so we tried to clean it off with a cloth. No sucess. We were bored again so my friend lights the cloth, It bursts into flames (woh really???) In surprize, he drops it onto my driveway. Lol, Literally the whole dang driveway caught on fire, We had a great time trying to put it out.

[Tyro]

LOL! i know a good one. I didn't do this, But my dad did.
He was cleaning His BBQ and thought it would be clever to use grease remover (as in car grease). So he did. I came home from school and smelt something rather like petrol comin' form the garage, and thought.... PHT meh leave it. Later on "MY MUM!" comes home and thinks the house is gonna burn down. She asks Me and my brother what the smell is and we have totally forgotten about it. She finds the source at which the smell came from, and starts going off at us.

Later on when we are cleaning it up, we have to do it in the dark, Because Our Light Fitting In the garage was broken since a month back. We almost passed out from the smell of that SHI'

[SpudBlaster15]

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[Tyro]

thats sounds like NO-GOOD!

[rna_duelers]

Were to start...
-tried to jump my bike over a moving car..ended with 17 stitches and brain damage.
-agreed to get shot with rock salt in a bb gun.
-put a bottle of beer in microwave,while intoxicated.
-stole stuff from a police officers house,well stole fruit to be exzact.Which he got back so is that borrowing??
-did a bomb scare on my friends mum but forgot to take the caller ID off.
-threw a bottle of empty shaving cream at my friend missed at smacked some old lady in the back.
-filled my fireplace with LYNX or AXE in the U.S and lit it hoping for nothing more then my fire to ignite.
-Dropped a 20kg weight on my big toe..F#cking hurt!
-Ate a box of cerial looked in the bottom saw a heap of weavels...mmmm weavels.
-tried to do the matrix style wall run over a flaming bin..bad idea.
-put petrol on a basketball lit it and kicked it around,made itself into napalm.
-Ate magnessium sulphate...You figue it out.
-lit a gas main up at my school.
-got drunk at school in YR7
-Wrote a very abusive letter and gave it to my friend(as a joke) then a teacher took it and i was punnished servearly...Scab duty...


Ohh fell through the roof of our house.Quite a story behind that one.

The list goes on, but im tired.