this would be safer and he could still aim without having the sprinkler valve in his face (assuming he made the gun according his armspan).
and he could use a blowgun with hose and stick it where he needed it.
but its still a great gun, don't get me wrong. it's a powerhouse!
And btw professor it looks like he's wearing lipstick because of the lights, he prolly could use a little sunshine too so that his colors wouldn't contrast so much.

and there's your annual fashion announcement.