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Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:40 pm

What should I get for a tattoo??
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:47 pm

Is it possible to build a 100x hybrid out of cardboard
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:37 pm

Matty: I have seen guys with 2 penis marked in there ass so anything :lol:
Sag: it is.
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:08 pm

We will never know because the only stupid question is one that is not asked.
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:16 pm

I know this is kinda borderline too off-topic for this forum, but I'll give it a shot.
Paraphrased as closely as I can remember...
That's nice but what good are wooden anal dildos in a survival situation?

...You know who you are :D
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:56 pm

how well would a dildo be for shooting out of my cannon how well would it fly straight or loose control
most big random like i ever seen
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:03 pm

Fnord wrote:...You know who you are :D
I have a terrible suspicion it's me (the "wooden" reference is the clincher :D) but I cannot remember the particular line :roll:

I'm reading ALL your posts in Cave Johnson's voice now... and somehow they make more sense hehe
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:24 pm

The past month I have heard some doozies so I figured what the heck, lets ask! I thought I woulda had lot more responses though :(
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Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:50 pm

Let's just say that management of my blood pressure is why I don't answer too many questions on this site. If I care too much I find myself wanting to reach through the screen and strangle a good percentage of the users here before they can do something stupid to besmirch the reputation of spudders as a whole.... 'Cause dayum this site attracts some idiots.
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Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:29 am

Matty, the dumbest question is
What should I get for a tattoo??
Especially on a forum.
/sarcasm, /hyperbole
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Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:09 am

Thats what I thought until I just heard the dildo one, lol! :shock: How about the one asking if anyone was selling any workboots lmfao!! Jesse you are a piece of work , lol..
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Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:35 am

Anything that starts with "Now this is probably against the forums rules but..." or any variant thereof

Or "What tattoo should I get?"

Eg:
before i get into it, i would like to ensure if this topic wouldn't violate the rules... I am not planning on[...]
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mattyzip77 wrote:Thats what I thought until I just heard the dildo one, lol! :shock: How about the one asking if anyone was selling any workboots lmfao!! Jesse you are a piece of work , lol..

one of a kind!!!

a recent one i saw, how much co2 can go in copper

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Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:44 pm

This really isnt a question but its a comment I just seen I think is worthy. The comment was "This thing is so unsafe Im surprised it hasnt blown up in my face yet..." wtf is wrong with people seriously????
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Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:40 pm

This really isnt a question but its a comment I just seen I think is worthy. The comment was "This thing is so unsafe Im surprised it hasnt blown up in my face yet..." wtf is wrong with people seriously????
don't go bitching on people, I've done so enough and it will never end well.

Just tell them in a nice way, if they don't listen they'll learn the hard way :wink:
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