Wrong sorta pump....

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Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:21 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:lol.

Ok, now I have to tell you the story.

I noticed she had one of those big souvenir pencils in her bedside drawer, after enquiring what it was there for she revealed - a little red in the face - that she would occasionally use it for self pleasuring. "pfffft, you can do better than that!" says the ever mechanically minded JSR, et voila :D

Engineers eh, always looking for better solutions to existing problems :)
Wouldn't a pointy thing like that hurt? :wink:
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:57 pm

Not as long as the plastic cap is over the tip...


...and doesn't come off
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:07 pm

I never went into the mechanics of how the original device was used, my improved version came with a rounded tip.
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:09 pm

Getting back on the original subject...
After hearing about all those negative side effects...


A penis pump would be awsome as ammo...
just aim it at the right place and...

jjjjJJJJOUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :shock:



burst vains and everything.
Now to come up with a self-activating-after-hitting-the-target-prototype :D
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Oh my friggin god stop being so awesome, that thing is pure kick ass. Most innovative and creative pneumatic that the files have ever come by!

Can't ask for a better compliment!!
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:19 pm

For a moment there I thought the thread was about to raise it's head above crotch level... :confused1:
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:32 pm

I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:38 pm

Jack wrote:
I apologise for my role
So it was YOU who invented the home made penis-pump!!??!!

MUHAHAHA

okay ,we had a laugh, now drop it......
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Oh my friggin god stop being so awesome, that thing is pure kick ass. Most innovative and creative pneumatic that the files have ever come by!

Can't ask for a better compliment!!
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:16 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.
I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it... :roll:
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:33 pm

MrCrowley wrote:I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it... :roll:
Yes, it just seems to sneak up on unsuspecting threads. You know, despite being very brightly coloured and large with poor choice of footwear, these perverted elephants are very stealthy.
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:28 am

Holy hell :| I only just realised that this topic had been going for months and months....You people are sick! :D

....And I myself just realised that this topic was dead for a few months untill I just brought it up.....

Sorry :D.
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