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This is great. Pull your ear straight out to the side of your head, grabbing it by the tough rim area. Don't yank it, but just start pulling and increase force until it CRACKS! Sometimes I have to pull so hard it takes both hands and a t-shirt between my hands to get a good enough grip! Give it a go. Its very refreshing.

What the f?!



And after you pulled em off? Use them as ammo?

Ow! I think I just tore off part of my ear!
Am i supposed to feel it inside the ear or in the cartilage?

Great, now I've got to go to the hospital... no, wait, it's grown back already.

But that begs the question of what I do with a spare ear? I haven't got a girlfriend to give it to, so I can't do a Van Gogh, and if I just put it in the rubbish bin, the dustman will find it and report me to the police. And that'll just be a nightmare explaining that it's really my ear but I grew a new one, because that'll expose my mutant identity.

Wait, I'll feed it to the neighbour's dog along with something that makes it vomit - and then later on, it'll throw it back up on their carpet and start a giant murder investigation that costs millions of pounds but which finds nothing because it's really my ear...

Actually, that would be a bad idea.

What does have anything to do with Spudfiles? Moonbog, Theopia is the place to go for this kind of stuff. Also you should read this

what i want to know is how someone involved in spudding has that much time on thier hands to come up with this, and yes it belongs on theopia

Rag, flatten the ear out, then dry it in the sun and you can use the leather as a piston seal.

And that brings us back to spudguns.

Oh and...

PS WTF is Theopia?

Spudfiles sister site. http://www.theopia.com run by PCGUY

Well look at that, that's where all the juicy arguments went.