Dude thats a wise tail, besides, if we caught someone messing with our herd, we would shoot you, and get away with it. At least in Maryland were allowed to kill to protect livestock.paaiyan wrote:You could always go TPing at night. That's always good for a couple of laughs.
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egging is better. but tping is always fun.
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What's a "wise tail"? I don't understand. And I don't know about cattle. I just meant people's houses. I live in a more urban area.jrrdw wrote:Dude thats a wise tail, besides, if we caught someone messing with our herd, we would shoot you, and get away with it. At least in Maryland were allowed to kill to protect livestock.paaiyan wrote:You could always go TPing at night. That's always good for a couple of laughs.
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He thought you meant cow tipin lol!
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Get like two 24's of corona longnecks and kick back and enjoy?
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Oh no, that's really a lot harder than people would think. TP, teepee, toilet paper, whatever you wanna call it. Always good for some laughs.pyromaniac wrote:He thought you meant cow tipin lol!
The best part though, is the look on the cashiers face when 4 guys walk up to her register with 72 rolls of toilet paper, and three 500-packs of plastic forks.
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i've never understood plastic forks. but they are damn funny!
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playing with fire is fun. playing with fireworks is better. taking apart fireworks and making your own is the best. but as my bangs and right eyebrow just learned, dont light a pile of mortar propellant with a punk while you stare at it. nope, not wise.
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is it true punks are made from camel crap?
either way what you jsut did was stupid but funny.
either way what you jsut did was stupid but funny.
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Have you had run-ons with paintball guns and you manly parts before? It's ok, we understand.
Anyway, I've found that fire is always the main attraction.
Got a big TV? All night video game tourney.
Lemon eating contest? (We stopped those after I swept the competition
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Okay so one time we got on our bikes and rode around at like 11-12 at night and went to places like wendy's and 7-11 to see if they would serve us at that hour.
Girls. Enough said.
Yeah like somebody said, find a place with good go karts, then have a flatout game-type race.
Oh and jrrdw, I think in Texas we can shoot at people if they mess with our property with the intent of causing damage after dark, but you may get manslaughter laid on you for it...
Anyway, I've found that fire is always the main attraction.
Got a big TV? All night video game tourney.
Lemon eating contest? (We stopped those after I swept the competition

Okay so one time we got on our bikes and rode around at like 11-12 at night and went to places like wendy's and 7-11 to see if they would serve us at that hour.
Girls. Enough said.
Yeah like somebody said, find a place with good go karts, then have a flatout game-type race.
Oh and jrrdw, I think in Texas we can shoot at people if they mess with our property with the intent of causing damage after dark, but you may get manslaughter laid on you for it...
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Only steers and queers come from texas and you dont look like a steer so that kinda narrows it down a bit...... Lol anyway yeah definatly get some girls man. They are the party, you dont want to be with all guys.
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WOO HOO! i can out eat anyone, provided that i have an ample supply of either good lemons (not bitter) or crazy janes mixed up salt. i did a similar thing with a friend once, i ended up eating 15 lemons,9 limes, and 2 lemon juice bottles. mmmm. tasty!Flying_Salt wrote:Have you had run-ons with paintball guns and you manly parts before? It's ok, we understand.
Anyway, I've found that fire is always the main attraction.
Got a big TV? All night video game tourney.
Lemon eating contest? (We stopped those after I swept the competition)
Okay so one time we got on our bikes and rode around at like 11-12 at night and went to places like wendy's and 7-11 to see if they would serve us at that hour.
Girls. Enough said.
Yeah like somebody said, find a place with good go karts, then have a flatout game-type race.
Oh and jrrdw, I think in Texas we can shoot at people if they mess with our property with the intent of causing damage after dark, but you may get manslaughter laid on you for it...
actually, those are some of the best ideas i have heard.
as for the girls, if your going to be doing something only guys would like (eg. paintball) theres really no point, but if your going to be around your house and having an actual party, then there is a point. just make sure to leave a room for any people that may end up making out


There are rules, and then there are hundred dollar bills.
Hooters is always fun.
Get a couple gallons of gas and make a fire and throw the bottle of gas in and run like hell. Then have a bet of how long it will take the fire department to show up.
Syrup chugging contests.
Get those black cat strings and light the string and toss in a dark alley (perferably one in an area with gangs) and run. Take bets on how long it takes the police to show up.
But girls always make the party interesting, especially if they out number the guys, like 10 to 1 lol.
Get a couple gallons of gas and make a fire and throw the bottle of gas in and run like hell. Then have a bet of how long it will take the fire department to show up.
Syrup chugging contests.
Get those black cat strings and light the string and toss in a dark alley (perferably one in an area with gangs) and run. Take bets on how long it takes the police to show up.
But girls always make the party interesting, especially if they out number the guys, like 10 to 1 lol.
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ok, I'm liking your ideas I'll have at least 5 kids sleep over.
I'll have fireworks, oxy/propane balloons, ect
I've never gone tp'ing so I'll def do that
I've got the girls covered, they'll be sleeping across the street so they'll come over at night, hopefully. they will be a the pyro display
no alcohol, unless it's given as a present (no way I'm having a bunch of drunk kids with my parents around)
and we'll probably have a huge game of man hunt with surrounding street kids.
keep the ideas comeing...
I'll have fireworks, oxy/propane balloons, ect
I've never gone tp'ing so I'll def do that
I've got the girls covered, they'll be sleeping across the street so they'll come over at night, hopefully. they will be a the pyro display
no alcohol, unless it's given as a present (no way I'm having a bunch of drunk kids with my parents around)
and we'll probably have a huge game of man hunt with surrounding street kids.
keep the ideas comeing...
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